Too good not to post...

I am sitting on the toilet peeing, (in the kitchen bathroom) with the door open.

Christopher: "You know mom, my pee pee is going to be getting big soon"

Mom: "Excuse me"?

Cb: "Yeah, really, it is!"

Mom: "No really, what did you just say to me?"

Cb: "My peepee, its going to be growing big soon, because I am going to be a big man soon"

Mom: "ummm well it will be a while before you are a big man..."

Cb: "Yeah I know"

Mom: "so dont be in a big hurry to have a big man pee pee"

At the point I am coming out of the bathroom...

Cb: "Ok"

Mom: "So just be happy having a little boy pee pee for right now, ok?"

Cb: "Ok mom"...he gets the grapes out of the fridge and heads out of the room.

Mom:" Hey where are you going?"

Cb: "I am going to my room again"

Mom: "Your room?"

Cb: "Yeah because you are about to have a break down"

Mom: "A break! Not a break DOWN, A break, I have a break while Laci is asleep, haha"

Cb:"Oh, ok then well I will sit in the livingroom with you then..."

Wow...that boy is killing me!! :P The things little kids say!!! LOL!!